If you contribute to political campaigns, you feel good--for a minute. Then you're bombarded with texts every day until election.
While I'm totally supportive of, and hoping for a big blue win in Georgia, I'm having an unfavorable reaction to the wheedling, whining tone of the texts that sound like they rolled off the Trump Tweet machine.
WE ARE CRYING!
WE ARE OUT OF MONEY AND YOU ARE NOT GIVING!
NANCY PELOSI IS WRINGING HER HANDS!
NO ONE IN TEXAS IS CONTRIBUTING!
MITCH IS GOING TO STAY IN OFFICE UNLESS YOU CONTRIBUTE IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS!
WE'RE ASHAMED AND DISAPPOINTED!
HEY, THIS IS JOE. CAN I CALL YOU RIGHT NOW?
Come on, Blue Party! We've had enough drama, exaggeration, all caps, and exclamation points in the last four years to last a lifetime. Please get a new team of writers next time around.
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